DIY Projects

What To Do: Hideous ’70s Linoleum Floor

Oh heyyyyyy

I spent yesterday in Malibu, doing a little renovation consult for a friend who recently purchased a trailer home right on the ocean (more on the trailer home thing in a bit; it’s a super cool story). It’s an interesting undertaking, because the house is going to be torn down and rebuilt from the ground up in a couple of years, so the renovation is more about making the house pretty and livable for the short term, without spending tons of money on things that’ll ultimately end up getting tossed.

So. My advice was to figure out what amount of money per month was a comfortable amount to spend on general Life Happiness (meaning an amount that creates no financial stress whatsoever, but that feels “worth it” for the lifestyle improvements it’ll confer), and multiply that by 24 to arrive at a budget for the mini-reno that’ll take him through the next two years. Certain things are OK to spend a little more on, IMO – appliances that’ll make the jump to the new place, and so forth. But when it comes to structural features, things are a little trickier.

Take the kitchen linoleum, for example.

how to renovate linoleum flooring

It is seriously no bueno.

My initial reaction was to do one of the following:

  • Install inexpensive vinyl plank flooring. The problem with this is that it’s probably not reusable in the new place, and would also create some elevation problems between the kitchen and the surrounding rooms. And my experience has been that elevation problems = stubbed and/or broken toes, especially when children are involved.

how to use epoxy paint in your bathroom

  • Paint the floor using epoxy. I did this in my bathroom (pictured above) and loved the effect – it really does create a nice, bright, clean-looking finish…but also discovered that it’s not a particularly great idea for high-traffic areas; the epoxy will chip and scratch over time.
  • Throw some jute rugs over the thing and call it a day.

how to renovate linoleum flooring

I’m thinking the answer might be a combo of epoxy and jute rugs (to lessen the amount of direct floor traffic that’ll result in chipping), but I’m curious what you guys think.

Tell me: What would you do with a hideous 1970s linoleum floor?

powered by chloédigital