Above, that's me at Nightmare: Vampires two years ago. It was absolutely mother-effing horrifying, and honestly? Not an experience I'm particularly eager to repeat, because I actually don't enjoy being that miserable. But for those of you who like things like claustrophobia and strobe lights, be my guest, because this year's incarnation, Nightmare: Fairy Tales (omg) opens this Friday and sounds especially scary.

Tickets start at $30 in advance and $35 at the door - less for students - and are on sale now.