…Unless there’s a mansion in that box I’m not sure what you expect me to do with it.
OK, so I admit it: I have, from time to time, been told that this is the category into which I fall. What can I say? I have extremely specific tastes. (You could also call them “annoying”; that would be valid, as well.)
If there’s someone like me on your list, here’s my suggestion: steer away from clothing, perfume, jewelry (unless it’s from catbird; everybody likes the jewelry from catbird), and anything that requires you to communicate an understanding of their personal style, because what will happen is you will not do it right. (Picky people are the worst.)
Go for one of the below gifts instead; they’re all the kinds of things that everyone wants, but nobody would really buy for themselves. Perfect.