Mealtime with five animals works best if you do it on multiple levels. Utter madness.


Me [to Virgil]: Why do you smell so BAD?!?! I give you baths EVERY. DAY.

Virgil: Because I have only existed for thirteen weeks.

Me: ...Right.


What I’ve done so far today: made breakfast for Kendrick and I (oeufs en cocotte, fancy-pants bacon, challah and strawberries), cuddled with the dogs, not thought for one second about changing out of my pajamas, nursed a slight major headache, and watched Jennifer’s Body and The Game.

New Year’s Eve pictures will be posted in a bit! Might have to watch the Fred Savage masterpiece The Wizard first.