In my defense, that was a very large step, and it was very dark.
Weekend Snapshots: I Fell Edition
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Some Tips From Your First Lady Of Asymmetry
Makeup tips (and more) for dealing with asymmetrical eyes.
Speaking Of Exciting Canadian Food
I just got home, and I am grumpy.
When Dreams Attack
Remember that scene in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom where Kate Capshaw is in the tunnel with all the bugs, and turns over her hand to discover, oh, I don't know, THE SCARIEST THING EVER sitting on her palm?
Something Else I Never Wear, And Wore On Wednesday
Ding ding ding! Style Evolution Moment #2. (Two in one day!)
Broke Tusk. Am Sad.
You know that horn thing I wear all the time?
Last Night, Between 6PM And 8PM…
...all of these things happened:
Can I Just Say?
Yesterday, thanks to a little creature whose very favorite thing is practicing his yowling skills at 2AM, I was so tired that when I got up to use the bathroom in the middle of a meeting, I stood in front of an open sliding door and pawed at the lock like a monkey, trying to figure out how to open...the open sliding door. Someone had to help me. For seriously. Miraculously, the people with whom I was meeting did not immediately have me escorted from the building with a pat on the back and a thankyouverymuchdon'tcalluswe'llcallyou.
(Speaking of this meeting, I have some fantastic news coming up shortly. I am SO FREAKING EXCITED. I'll tell you soon.)
Anyway, today I feel slightly less tired. I think I'll be able to manage opening doors without assistance, at the very least.
Also:
Eye Exams & Dramatic Swoons
I totally swooned yesterday. It was so dramatic, and so mortifying. I ended up flat on my back in a Lenscrafters with my feet in the air. And was I wearing a minidress? You bet I was!
I Cried In Babies ‘R’ Us
The thing about being the very first of your friends to get pregnant is this:
1. Very, very few of them want to talk about babies (I don't blame them; I'm pregnant and I don't particularly want to talk about babies either...except I sort of have to, because I have never, ever been around an infant and have a bit to learn)...
