Q. Dear Jordan,
I have a question that I feel like you might be able to relate to.
I fell in love with [a famous musician]. Without going into telling details, I helped shape his now incredibly successful and lucrative career.
We've lost touch and he's only gotten more successful. He has children now, and I am a relatively new mother. Mutual friends keep me informed of the goings-on but it only takes the laziest of Google searches to see that he's still traveling the world and making music.