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— mike™ (@fleetener) October 30, 2018
OK, so I don’t exactly know who Cardi B. is. I know she’s a singer, but couldn’t tell you any of her songs. I have a vague memory of her being a…Real Housewife, maybe? Or some kind of reality person? And then…getting in a fight with…someone? Who didn’t think she should be a singer?
So we’ve established I’m not super up-to-date on the goings-on with this particular individual. But I do love a good celebrity fashion line collaboration – mostly because the vast majority of them are SO BAD – and so when I saw all the headlines this morning about how CARDI B’S NEW FASHION LINE SOLD OUT IN FOUR HOURS!!!!! I obviously needed to investigate.
I am obsessed with Cardi B.’s fashion line, which I think might mean I’m obsessed with her. Because she clearly had a serious say in the creative direction of the line – I’m certain of that, in fact, because the pieces are so insane that I cannot imagine how else they could have come to fruition – and if she is anything like her clothing, I would like to be her best friend.
Shall we look at the five best (IMO) pieces?
P.S. The pieces are all sold out right now, but you can click the little “Notify Me When Available” button on them if you’re as into this whole thing as I am.