Me, If I Were A Sweatshirt

Never have I ever seen a more factually accurate sweatshirt.

Look, it’s the athletic-logo trend! Except it’s not Gucci, so you can actually own it.

So versatile, so cozy, and so reminiscent of juice. Who doesn’t like juice?!

It says “rock & roll” on it, and you know it’s authentic…because it’s distressed.

Aw.

(I’m actually not sure whether I really love the sweatshirt, or whether the model just looks so happy it makes me want to do whatever I can to absorb some of her happiness, like perhaps wear her sweatshirt.)

So many fun suggestions on just one item of clothing!

If you’re wearing a sweatshirt that says you’re a rebel, you’re prooooobably not. But that’s OK! Rebellion is overrated, except in the arenas of politics and baked good consumption.

If New York doesn’t float your boat, this brand makes these sweatshirt for tons of places, ranging from Philly to Montauk to La La Land.

These sweatshirts are all vintage and thus one-of-a-kind (with varying colors and degrees of distressing), and so obviously they’re not cheap – but they’re also clearly never going out of style. Mick 4 Eva.

All the major food groups.