Omg, this photo. MEMORIES. I no longer have that pair of sandals, that hair, or that zip code (just re-watched our moving day video and sobbed through the whole thing)…but the shorts? Those are still hanging on. (I wore them today, in fact, which may have been a not-so-hot idea considering the fact that they’re in the process of disintegrating, but whatever: I love them, and they fit me perfectly, and they are not going anywhere until the wearing of them results in the exposure of actual NC-17-rated body parts.)
If you’ve been reading here for awhile, you know that denim is sort of my thing. It’s just what I feel best in – and what that means is that I’ve amassed a truly enormous collection of jeans over the years, approximately three of which I actually wear (so sue me: I’m fickle). And so every spring, I dig out a couple of old pairs that I can hack up with a pair of scissors and transform into new items of clothing that I’ll actually wear. (As an aside, I know that jean cutoffs sound like the kind of thing you don’t need a tutorial for – “…So you, like…cut them?” – but trust me: there are myriad ways in which to go wrong when doing something as permanent as slicing up your clothing. Let me help you.)
But DIY cutoffs aren’t the only denim trick I have up my sleeve – and I am not a person who owns a sewing machine or enjoys do-it-yourself projects that take more than five minutes. Which is to say: The below projects require no experience, knowledge, or talent whatsoever, making them – to my mind – just about perfect.