(Just went ahead and had Kendrick write this one.)
Gift Ideas For Someone Who Is Just Like Me.
For this holiday season, I’m just going to spurn the spirit of inclusion for the moment. And so I give you:
The “Make Kendrick Happy Again” holiday gift guide.
As in, this is exactly what I want.
Scratch that, let’s start with what I need. First off, I need sleep. Which brings us to…