This is what my computer screen looks like at the moment. (To be specific, this is what it looks like in a good moment – the enormous vertical black line is occasionally replaced with a blinking series of skinnier rainbow lines, plus the occasional screen flicker and a thankfully-more-occasional-but-fucking-terrifying-regardless melt-effect, during which all of the letters on the screen actually fall down on the screen.)
So I’m going to need a little extra time to get today’s blog post up, because I need to go panic at the Apple store for a couple of hours, or possibly weeks.
In the meantime, let me leave you with the below evidence that truly next-level photobombing skills can, in fact, be something a person is capable of displaying at the ripe old age of three.
I do not know the child in the center, nor the child on the far right. Their mother was trying to take a photograph of them sitting in a faux clam shell in the Monterey Bay Aquarium, and our daughter decided to give the shot a little extra flair.
I want to say that I’m horrified…but honestly…?