Soooooo you know how I get Botox to correct my eye asymmetry? And you know how Botox detractors say it leaves you unable to communicate emotion like a for-real human being?


P.S. I think this is the funniest problem I have ever had in my entire life (and also entirely my fault, because I forgot the cardinal rule of injecting poison into one’s face: thou shalt not permit thineself to be distracted, lest thou endest up unable to smize).

P.P.S. Please, oh please watch the end of the video, where I explain my little issue to Kendrick.

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