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Sigh.

After a delicious breakfast of croissants, fresh fruit, and yes, a wee bit of champagne…I’m outta here. Can I object?

But before I go…let’s do some Barcelo Pros/Cons:

Pros: The beds are unbelievably comfortable, the food, while not spectacular, is better than average for an all-inclusive, there’s tons of lounge chairs around the pool (no jockeying with the other guests for a spot), and the staff is super nice.

Cons: You can’t swim at the beach (the black flag of death seems to be flying constantly), the walls are very thin, the Internet in the bedrooms is spotty, and Marianne’s “Smart” TV is stuck permanently on a hard-core porn channel (although this is arguably a Pro).

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